How to Kill a Chicken
Skills for Africa 101
Step 1: Catch chicken
Step 2: Chop head off
Step 3: Throw headless chicken into the air, allow time for muscles spasms to stop
Step 4: Retrieve chicken
Step 5: Submerge chicken into boiling water
Step 6: Retrieve chicken from boiling water
Step 7: Pluck feathers
Still plucking...
Step 9: Separate meat and remove claws
Step 10: Smile proudly and display your fresh meat!