How to Kill a Chicken, an overview of skills I hope to never use

How to Kill a Chicken

Skills for Africa 101

Step 1: Catch chicken

Step 2: Chop head off

Step 3: Throw headless chicken into the air, allow time for muscles spasms to stop

Step 4: Retrieve chicken

Step 5: Submerge chicken into boiling water

Step 6: Retrieve chicken from boiling water

Step 7: Pluck feathers

 

Still plucking...

 

Step 8: Remove organs and intestines

 

Step 9: Separate meat and remove claws

Step 10: Smile proudly and display your fresh meat!